Gifts for Geeks: Paint by Numbers (for Adults!)

Why do kids get the best stuff? Screw the children haters.

These paints are for the big boys and girls.

The process is simple: color the numbered areas with the appropriate color.

But the end results are remarkable: a rested mind with a rejuvenated body to see a now more colorful world.

It’s just so peaceful and calming.

To get started, here’s what’s included in every painting for adults kit:

• 1 paintable artwork of your choice (uncolored – if you prefer finished ready-to-hang pieces, please click here)
• 1 full set of acrylic paint and brushes (for people who don’t know what colors to mix to make purple)
• 4 – 40 hours of meditation (as needed – people with things they need to process internally may take longer)

Here’s what you need to finish the painting:

• 4 – 40 hours of alone time (consider booking an Airbnb, climbing a mountain, or hiding in your office’s storage room)

And here’s what you’ll earn at the end:

• 1 amazing piece of art you will be proud to display
• Assurance that you can achieve absolutely anything if you’re willing to work hard for 4 – 40 hours
• A renewed sense of self and optimism for the future*

* Not guaranteed. Terms and conditions apply.

Above is an artist’s representation of the joy and delight you will feel while painting.

Give it a try.


Put some color back in your life. Paint by numbers.